Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Forsythe P Jones (aka Jughead)

the hair.. I was feeling neither Betty or Veronica, so I opted for Miss. Cheryl Blossom. For those Archie Comic buffs, you'll know who I'm referring to. She's the sexy redhead who occasionally shows up in Riverdale to compete for Archie's affections. She's way hotter then both Betty & Veronica combined. But enough about the gang.. That old lady phase I was talking about is long over. For some reason I've been on Australia time for the last few nights. I've spent the last two days at my parents house in Burlington passionately committed to staying in my pajamas. I've watched a crapload of muchmore music in the wee hours waiting for my sweetheart Luke Doucet's latest video. No luck, but I have seen some great Canadian videos. Why do they save all that stuff for the night owls? Way too little video flow on both Much stations these days. Would people really rather watch that crappy reality show where they cram a bunch of annoying B list celebrity has been's in one house than good new music videos? I have no idea why that show is programmed on a music station. But enough Much bashing, they have been HUGELY supportive of all my videos. I guess it's hard to be a musician these days and not become ever so slightly whiney. So, before someone calls the Wahhhmbulance on me... I'll write again when the rain has let up. Heading to the Intersteer for a beer.. Melissa

Friday, November 11, 2005

the mating habits of squirrels

It's past midnight. That used to be the time when I would suddenly come alive, but these days I'm turning into a bit of an old lady. So I'll keep this short. My bed awaits. I just played an inspiring show with my lovely birds. Our dear Erin is still working on her tan in Maui, but I've been saving my lunch money in hopes of a happy tropical reunion. Things have been busy here at home (home meaning Canada). I just got spat out of a stinky van after touring this big ol' country of ours with 15 boys. I am estrogen deprived, but I got such a huge dose of amazing music every night that it really made up for it (whitey houston, fembots, luke doucet, shout out out out out). Highlights of our adventure would have to be getting sodomized at the border, driving for 38 hours in one go, whacking the hell out of that cowbell, 12 year old scotch, Chloe Delores Doucet Winkleman. Ok, I'm going to get my beauty sleep & then wake up & make vegan pancakes in the nude while listening to Bob Dylan's Desire. Hell yeah. Goodnight my fine feathered friends. Melissa ps... My hair is blond, which matches the carpet if you know what I mean, but I'm thinking of going dark again. For those of you who have seen me in all incarnations & have an opinion please let me know. I'm having a major hair crisis!